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undrwear.wav(63K) undrwear.mp3(63K) undrwear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nuke: "(thinking to himself) This underwear fells kinda sexy... that don't make me queer, right? Right."
hitbull.wav(278K) hitbull.mp3(278K) hitbull.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Crash: "Well he really hit the bleep outta that one, didn't he?"
Nuke: "I held it like an egg..."
Crash: "Yeah? And he scrambled the sonofabitch... look at that, he hit the bleepin' bull! Guy gets a free steak. (laughs) You havin' fun yet?"
Nuke: "Oh yeah... I'm havin' a blast. Thanks."
Nuke: "God... that sucker teed off on that like he know I was gonna through a fastball."
Crash: "He did know."
Crash: "I told him"
lotaBLEEP.wav(342K) lotaBLEEP.mp3(342K) lotaBLEEP.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Coach: "Excuse me... what the hell's goin' on out here?"
Crash: "Well, Nukes scared, 'cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?.... we need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. That about right? We're dealing with a lot of bleep."
Coach: "Well, ah... candlesticks always make a nice gift...and maybe you could find out where she's registered... maybe a place setting, or a silverwear patten. OK? Let's get two."
fascist.wav(130K) fascist.mp3(130K) fascist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Relax, alright? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring, and besides that they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. They're more democratic."
ibelieve.wav(373K) ibelieve.mp3(373K) ibelieve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
laid.wav(64K) laid.mp3(64K) laid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This is the damndest season I've ever seen. I mean the Durham Bulls can't loose and I can't get laid."
lets_not.wav(40K) lets_not.mp3(40K) lets_not.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nuke's Father: "Let's have a quick word of prayer"
Annie: "Oh let's not"
lollygag.wav(181K) lollygag.mp3(181K) lollygag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Coach: "You guys... you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Do you know what that makes you? Larry?"
romantic.wav(62K) romantic.mp3(62K) romantic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Millie: "Crash musta called the guy a bleepsucker."
Annie: "mmmm God, he's so romantic..."
stwrdss.wav(86K) stwrdss.mp3(86K) stwrdss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Crash: "Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"