All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
planet.wav(110K) planet.mp3(110K) planet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack (Kurt Russel): "Yeah well you see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything. What I do know is it's an Amazing Planet we live on here."
check.wav(235K) check.mp3(235K) check.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail"
singding.wav(91K) singding.mp3(91K) singding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Wang, These guy's, these sing dings?"
Wang: "Chang Sing"
Jack: "They got enemies?"
Wang: "Wing Kong"
Jack: "Who wear red turbans... Holy Shit!"
home.wav(56K) home.mp3(56K) home.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Ok, I'm going home, keep your money."
light.wav(147K) light.mp3(147K) light.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "While chan's character comes out of thin air in the middle of a bleepdamn alley while his buddies are flying around one wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light comin' outta his mouth"
accident.wav(44K) accident.mp3(44K) accident.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't want to hear act of god ok."
rain.wav(26K) rain.mp3(26K) rain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Boy, it sure is raining cats and dogs."
reason.wav(67K) reason.mp3(67K) reason.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some unreasonable things."
truth.wav(47K) truth.mp3(47K) truth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "What is going on?"
Wang: "The Truth?"
Jack: "I can take it"
Wang: "We don't know."
get_it.wav(79K) get_it.mp3(79K) get_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "What you? I don't get this at all. I thought most..."
Wang: "Shut up Mr Burton, you are not brought upon this world to get it."
rule.wav(74K) rule.mp3(74K) rule.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first huh?"
buy_this.wav(98K) buy_this.mp3(98K) buy_this.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Jack What? I'm supposed to buy this bleep. 2000 years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill. Come on Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong."
fight.wav(53K) fight.mp3(53K) fight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Hey You, come on over here and fight like a man."
rubbing.wav(55K) rubbing.mp3(55K) rubbing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Stop rubbing your body up against me because I can't concentrate when you're doing that."
savy.wav(15K) savy.mp3(15K) savy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Any of em savy English?"
what.wav(78K) what.mp3(78K) what.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wang: "You will come out no more"
Jack: "What? huh? What'll come out no more?"
drink_it.wav(73K) drink_it.mp3(73K) drink_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "What's this supposed to be a magic potion?"
: "What're we supposed to do, drink it?"
Jack: "Good, I though so."
try.wav(129K) try.mp3(129K) try.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Oh my god no, please what is that? Don't tell me. (He kills it.) Hey, you never know 'till you try"
knife.wav(96K) knife.mp3(96K) knife.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Girl: "You have a gun, I hope?"
Jack: "I have a knife"
Girl: "A knife, that guy's 12 feet tall."
Jack: "7. Hey, don't worry about it. I can handle it. I took something."
reflexes.wav(66K) reflexes.mp3(66K) reflexes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack Burton: "It's all in the reflexes."
sob.wav(103K) sob.mp3(103K) sob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack Burton: "Son of a bitch must pay."
comeon.wav(42K) comeon.mp3(42K) comeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack Burton: "Aw come on! What the hell??"
pisses.wav(24K) pisses.mp3(24K) pisses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lo Pan: "Now this really pisses me off to no end."
buzz.wav(97K) buzz.mp3(97K) buzz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "And this does what again exactly?"
Egg: "give buzz.....oooohhhh good!"
cards.wav(41K) cards.mp3(41K) cards.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Thunder: "Pray your cards right....you live to talk about it."
seethings.wav(88K) seethings.mp3(88K) seethings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "Hey, don't worry. I can handle it, I took something. I can see things no else can see. Why are you dressed like that?"
psycho.wav(126K) psycho.mp3(126K) psycho.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lo Pan: "And when I find her, I will marry her..."
Lo Pan: "..and Shing Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted."
Jack: "And go off to rule the world from beyond the grave."
Lo Pan: "INDEED!"
Jack: "Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first huh?"