All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
money.wav(140K) money.mp3(140K) money.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Blond Treehorn Thug (Mark Pellegrino): "Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the bleepin' money bleep head?"
The Dude (Jeff Bridges): "It's down there somewhere let me take another look."
lebowski.wav(114K) lebowski.mp3(114K) lebowski.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Blond Treehorn Thug: "You see what happens Lebowski? You see what happens?"
The Dude: "Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the dude man."
Blond Treehorn Thug: "Your names Lebowski Lebowski."
rug.wav(136K) rug.mp3(136K) rug.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "His wife goes out and owes money all over town and the pee all over my rug."
Walter Lobchak (John Goodman): "They pee on your bleeping rug."
The Dude: "They peed on my bleeping rug."
Walter: "That's right dude, they peed on your bleeping rug."
1000.wav(23K) 1000.mp3(23K) 1000.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid): "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
papers.wav(132K) papers.mp3(132K) papers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "First of all dude, you don't have ex, then secondly this is a bleeping showed dog is bleeping papers. You can't abort it. It gets upset. It's hair falls out. The bleeping dog has bleeping papers. Over the line!"
fragile.wav(133K) fragile.mp3(133K) fragile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "He has emotional problems man."
Walter: "You mean, beyond pacifism?"
The Dude: "He's fragile, very fragile."
Walter: "Huh, I did not know that."
calm.wav(132K) calm.mp3(132K) calm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Just take it easy man."
Walter: "I'm perfectly calm dude."
The Dude: "Yeah, waving the bleeping gun around?"
Walter: "I'm calmer than you are."
The Dude: "Will you just take it easy?"
Walter: "I'm calmer than you are."
firearm.wav(208K) firearm.mp3(208K) firearm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bill Selliger: "(beep) Mr. Lebowski, this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal bowling league. I just got a report that a member of your team Walter ??? drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, it controveens a number of leagues bylaws and also article 27 of the..."
man.wav(55K) man.mp3(55K) man.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Big Lebowski (David Huddleston): "Isn't that what makes a man?"
The Dude: "Um sure, that and a pair of testicles."
life.wav(61K) life.mp3(61K) life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Donnie: "What's during league play?"
Walter: "Life does not stop and started your convenience you miserable little bleep."
opinion.wav(102K) opinion.mp3(102K) opinion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus Quinlana(John Turturro): "Liam and me, we're going to bleep you up."
The Dude: "Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion man."
click.wav(158K) click.mp3(158K) click.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "Let me tell you something pendejo. If you try any of that crazy bleep with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you can stick it up your ass and pull the trade your until it goes click."
amateurs.wav(164K) amateurs.mp3(164K) amateurs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "We're bleeped Walter."
Walter: "Nothing is bleeped dude come on, you're being very un-dude, they'll callback. Look, she kidnapped... (phone rings). You see, nothing is bleeped here dude. Nothing is bleeped. There a bunch of bleeping amateurs."
where.wav(27K) where.mp3(27K) where.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Just tell me where the bleeped you want us to go."
plan.wav(285K) plan.mp3(285K) plan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "But you haven't told me how were going to get her back. Where is she?"
Walter: "That's the simple part dude, we make the hand off, I grabbed one of them and beat it out of them."
The Dude: "That's a great plan Walter, that's bleeped genius if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss bleeping watch."
Walter: "That's right dude, the beauty of this is its simplicity. Once the plan gets too complex everything can go wrong. There's one thing I learned in Nam... (phone rings)"
moron.wav(44K) moron.mp3(44K) moron.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to the face the fact that you're a god-damn moron."
bowling.wav(34K) bowling.mp3(34K) bowling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "Ah bleep it dude, lets go bowling."
car.wav(291K) car.mp3(291K) car.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "Whose sitting on a million bleeping dollars am I wrong? Whose got a bleeping million bleeping dollars sitting in the trunk of our car?"
The Dude: "Our car Walter?"
Walter: "My dirty undies, my bleeping whites. Say dude, where's is your car dude?"
Donnie: "Whose got your undies Walter?"
Walter: "Where's is your car dude?"
The Dude: "You don't know Walter?"
johnson.wav(218K) johnson.mp3(218K) johnson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore): "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"
Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson."
The Dude: "Johnson?"
achievers.wav(79K) achievers.mp3(79K) achievers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maude Lebowski: "The foundation takes youngsters from what?"
The Dude: "Shit yeah, the achievers."
Maude Lebowski: "The little Lebowski urban achievers and proud we are of all of them."
life_goes_on.wav(87K) life_goes_on.mp3(87K) life_goes_on.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Tony The Chauffeur (Dom Irrera): "Hey, you know what forget about it huh, forget about it."
The Dude: "Yeah bleep it man, can't be worried about that bleep, life goes on man."
beverage.wav(33K) beverage.mp3(33K) beverage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Hey, careful man there's a beverage here man hey."
privey.wav(112K) privey.mp3(112K) privey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Okay, you know, you guys aren't privey to all the new bleep so, uh, you know, but hey that's what you that's what you pay me for."
accountant.wav(203K) accountant.mp3(203K) accountant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Speaking of which, you think it's you could uh, give me my 20,000 in cash. My concern and I've got to check it with my accounted, but this might bump me up into a higher tax bracket."
The Big Lebowski: "Cram it. Give him the envelope."
The Dude: "Oh well if you've got the check already made out, that's cool."
toe.wav(122K) toe.mp3(122K) toe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Where the bleep are they going to get a..."
Walter: "Do you want a toe? I can't get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it believed me."
The Dude: "Yeah, but Walter."
Walter: "I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish."
rights.wav(258K) rights.mp3(258K) rights.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "Hey dude, don't go away man. Come on, this affects all of us man. Our basic freedoms! I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee."
ferret.wav(296K) ferret.mp3(296K) ferret.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Oh, nice marmot."
leads.wav(310K) leads.mp3(310K) leads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Hey man, are you going to find these guys, or, you know, I mean, do you guys have any promising leads?"
Auto Circus Cop (Michael Gomez): "Leads? Yeah sure, all just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts. Leads?"
rodent.wav(296K) rodent.mp3(296K) rodent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "And also lets not forget, let's not forget dude, that keeping wild life... an amphibious rodent... you know domestic... within the city... That ain't legally either."
The Dude: "What are you a bleeping park ranger now?"
Walter: "No, I'm just trying to offer..."
The Dude: "Who gives a bleep about the bleeping marmot."
Walter: "We are sympathizing here dude."
The Dude: "bleep sympathy. I don't need your sympathy man, I need my bleeping johnson."
eats_you.wav(161K) eats_you.mp3(161K) eats_you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Stranger (Sam Elliott): "Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bear And much obliged, sometimes the bear well, he eats you."
cus_words.wav(124K) cus_words.mp3(124K) cus_words.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Stranger: "There's just one thing dude."
The Dude: "What's that?"
The Stranger: "Do you have to use so many cus words?"
The Dude: "What the bleep are you talking about?"
who_r_u.wav(85K) who_r_u.mp3(85K) who_r_u.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Who the bleep are you man?"
Knox Harrington (David Thewlis): "Just a friend of Maudie's."
The Dude: "Yeah, a friend with a cleft bleep hole?"
who_is_he.wav(34K) who_is_he.mp3(34K) who_is_he.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "What the bleep is with this guy, who is he?"
burgers1.wav(102K) burgers1.mp3(102K) burgers1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "He lives in North Hollywood near the In And Out Burger."
The Dude: "No, the In And Out Burger is on Calrose."
Walter: "Near the In And Out Burger."
Donnie: "Those are good burgers Walter."
Walter: "Shut the bleeped up Donnie."
burgers2.wav(83K) burgers2.mp3(83K) burgers2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "We'll go over their after the what have you, and brace the kid. He should be a push over."
Donnie: "We can eat at In And Out Burger."
Walter: "Shut the bleep up Donnie."
manually.wav(155K) manually.mp3(155K) manually.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jackie Treehorn (Ben Gazzara): "New technology permits is to do very exciting things in interactive and erotic software. The wave of the future dude, 100 percent electronic."
The Dude: "Huh well, I still jerk off manually."
jewish.wav(221K) jewish.mp3(221K) jewish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Will you come off it Walter you're not even bleeping Jewish to man."
Walter: "What the bleep are you talking about?"
The Dude: "Man, your bleeping Polish Catholic."
Walter: "What the bleep are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on dude. You know this."
The Dude: "Yeah yeah yeah, and five bleeping years ago you were divorced."
Walter: "So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish."
loser.wav(115K) loser.mp3(115K) loser.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "You figured oh, here's a loser, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a bleep about."
The Big Lebowski: "Well aren't you?"
The Dude: "Well yeah..."
killed_car.wav(49K) killed_car.mp3(49K) killed_car.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "Well they finally did it, they killed my bleeping car."
accordance.wav(209K) accordance.mp3(209K) accordance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Walter: "Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well."
abides.wav(14K) abides.mp3(14K) abides.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Dude: "The dude Abides."