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youweredead.wav(306K) youweredead.mp3(306K) youweredead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cake Decorator (Mark Adair-Rios): "Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?"
Sandy Lyle (Philip Seymour Hoffman): "That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle."
Cake Decorator: "Man, I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipe scene, that was the funniest bleep, man."
Sandy: "We had a great time on that picture. You want an autograph?"
Cake Decorator: "Ah, no thatnk. It's good to see you, man. I thought you died, like, 15 years ago."
Sandy: "Ah, nah. I'm very much alive, my friend. I've been doing a lot of stage acting. Getting back to my roots."
Reuben Feffer (Ben Stiller): "Sandy, we should get going 'cause--"
Sandy: "They're making an E! True Hollywood Story on me, so that should clear up a lot of your questions."
mazelyoutwo.wav(17K) mazelyoutwo.mp3(17K) mazelyoutwo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan Indursky (Alec Baldwin): "Mazel, you two. Good things."
tirehimout.wav(106K) tirehimout.mp3(106K) tirehimout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan Indursky: "Oh, and, Lisa, don't tire him out too bad on the honeymoon. I need this kid fresh when he get's back. Mazel, mazel! Good things."
komododragons.wav(49K) komododragons.mp3(49K) komododragons.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben Feffer (Ben Stiller): "You know, they really should tell you if they're just gonna let komodo dragons run loose around the hotel."
Lisa Kramer (Debra Messing): "Really."
goodsize.wav(132K) goodsize.mp3(132K) goodsize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "So I see you gang are new to the island. I want to come have a meet with you, show you my boat. That is my boat there on the sandbar."
Lisa: "It's very, uh, big."
Claude: "Yeah, it's pretty good size. It's good size."
forscuba.wav(31K) forscuba.mp3(31K) forscuba.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "So, tell me true. Are you guys for scuba?"
solid.wav(107K) solid.mp3(107K) solid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "What is, uh, you guys names?"
Reuben: "Uh, my name is Reuben. This is my wife, Lisa."
Claude: "Leuban, I am here all afternoon. All right, au revoir, Leuban, Lisa. Solid."
myeyeball.wav(128K) myeyeball.mp3(128K) myeyeball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "Look to me in my eyeball. I promise you I take care of Lisa as if she were my own flesh and blood."
Reuben: "Thank you."
Claude: "Okay. Solid!"
Reuben: "Okay. Solid. All right."
thefire.wav(64K) thefire.mp3(64K) thefire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "We cannot help it. It is like love at first sight. She make like the fire in my trouser."
storyofhippo.wav(471K) storyofhippo.mp3(471K) storyofhippo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "Is like the story of the hippo."
Reuben: "I'm not familiar with that story."
Claude: "The hippopotamus, he is not born going, 'Cool bean, I am a hippo.' No way, Jose. So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the, uh, the zebra, bet he fool no one. And then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard, but everyone know he is a hippo. SO at certain pont, he look himself in the mirror, an he just say, 'Hey, I am a hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it.' And as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy. Happy as a hippo. You understand?"
Reuben: "I'm gonna kill you!"
Lisa: "Reuben! No, Reuben!"
loveyou.wav(13K) loveyou.mp3(13K) loveyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Ooh, I'm hugging. Oh, I love you so much. Liar!"
liar.wav(44K) liar.mp3(44K) liar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
hisartsucks.wav(89K) hisartsucks.mp3(89K) hisartsucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben: "So, whose party is this again?"
Sandy: "It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks but he used to sell me really good pot."
sohorny.wav(29K) sohorny.mp3(29K) sohorny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny!"
sharted.wav(72K) sharted.mp3(72K) sharted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "I just sharted."
Reuben: "I don't know what that means."
Sandy: "I tried to fart and a little bleep came out. I just sharted. Now let's go."
letitrain.wav(32K) letitrain.mp3(32K) letitrain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Let it rain!"
letitrain2.wav(20K) letitrain2.mp3(20K) letitrain2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Let it rain!"
raindance.wav(27K) raindance.mp3(27K) raindance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Rain dance!"
mylungs.wav(162K) mylungs.mp3(162K) mylungs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben: "Sandy! Sandy!"
Sandy: "White Chocolate!"
Sandy: "Raindrops! Old school! T! T! Time out! I'm burnin' My lungs are burnin'."
raindrops.wav(26K) raindrops.mp3(26K) raindrops.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
oldschool.wav(25K) oldschool.mp3(25K) oldschool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Old school!"
profusely.wav(40K) profusely.mp3(40K) profusely.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Polly (Jennifer Aniston): "Are you okay? 'Cause you're sweating pretty profusely."
iknewit.wav(212K) iknewit.mp3(212K) iknewit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Polly: "Well, you know, up until now, you haven't been exactly the portrait of honesty, so just come clean, okay. Just tell me who you are."
Reuben: "I hate spicy food."
Polly: "I knew it!"
Reuben: "Yeah, I don't like it at all. I have a mild case of I.B.S. and..."
Polly: "What is that?"
Reuben: "Irritable bowel syndrome."
Reuben: "Irritable bowel syndrome."
Polly: "Oh, god, that's terrible."
spankme.wav(174K) spankme.mp3(174K) spankme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Polly: "Did you just spank me?"
Reuben: "No. No, no. Um-mm."
Polly: "Are you sure? 'Cause I, it felt like you just swatted me."
Reuben: "No, no, you-- I have a little crick in my wrist. You just felt that little-- I was just-- Do you hear that?"
Reuben: "Yeah. You hear that?"
Reuben: "Well, I got it out."
letitrain3.wav(26K) letitrain3.mp3(26K) letitrain3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Let it rain!"
spankher.wav(72K) spankher.mp3(72K) spankher.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sandy: "Did you spank her?"
Reuben: "Yeah, I tried, but I don't think she liked it."
Sandy: "Yeah, some women find it offensive."
iceman.wav(36K) iceman.mp3(36K) iceman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
losekeys.wav(57K) losekeys.mp3(57K) losekeys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben: "What's wrong? Did you lose your keys again?"
Polly: "No, they're just not where I left them before."
bitingme.wav(18K) bitingme.mp3(18K) bitingme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wonsuk (Masi Oka): "Judas is biting me!"
speakbefore.wav(621K) speakbefore.mp3(621K) speakbefore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben: "What just happened in there?"
Sandy: "I am a professional, Reuben, and I am not gonna put my reputation on the line for a group of freakin' amateurs."
Irving Feffer (Bob Dishy): "It's always the same story with you, huh, pal? You did this one movie a hundred years ago. From then on, you thought you were better than everybody else. Why don't you let go? Move on with your life? It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if your are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what? When you least expect something great might come along-- something better then you even planned for. You were funny as hell playing those bagpipes, though. Did I ever tell you that?"
Sandy: "I-I don't think I've ever heard you speak before, Mr. Feffer."
heartless.wav(345K) heartless.mp3(345K) heartless.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben: "I'm not getting back together with you."
Lisa: "What are you talking about? W-why?"
Reuben: "Why? You screwed a Scuba-Diving instructer on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love? I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay. They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative."
etrueholywood.wav(109K) etrueholywood.mp3(109K) etrueholywood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Reuben: "You mean, you're doing an E! True Hollywood Story on yourself. Sandy, that's so-- That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Sandy: "I know. I'm such a loser."
forscuba2.wav(98K) forscuba2.mp3(98K) forscuba2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "Any chance you are for scuba today?"
Reuben: "You know what? We are for scuba."
Claude: "No way, Jose!"
Reuben: "Yes way, Jose. But we're goin' out with that guy."